I'm a floor wax AND a desert topping! I have 36 points of articuation. I contain no cloroflourocarbons, I stay crunchy in milk, I'm water resistant, high in fiber, machine washable, licensed to kill, living on the edge, made in china, out for revenge, shaken not stirred, partially recycled, certified AP non-toxic, available in 21 exciting flavors, code approved, a savage monster trapped in a world he never made, and tired of typing.
Current Residence: to your left
deviantWEAR sizing preference: tape measurer
Print preference: upper case
Favourite genre of music: Children's
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Gomez Addams
Operating System: functional
MP3 player of choice: Walkman
Shell of choice: oyster
Wallpaper of choice: paisley
Skin of choice: caucasian
Favourite cartoon character: Glen Beck
Personal Quote: ".."